My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Couch. On fire.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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