so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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