IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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