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the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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