Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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