when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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