Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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