...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have fence marks all over my body
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I tried to get the guy I like to âspit shakeâ on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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