I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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