Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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