You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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