There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I love you.
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