i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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