No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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