But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Floor bacon is actually really good
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