doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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