Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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