420 ftw
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I don't think brook has ever known best
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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