I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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