I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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