it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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