i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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