Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You coming home soon, man?
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He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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