But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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