Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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