we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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