Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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