Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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