after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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