when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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