that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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