Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i came on her dog
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.