moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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