So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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