But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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i drank out of a bidet.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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