so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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