It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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