I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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