Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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