Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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