There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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