honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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