But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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