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(413): View more from Massachusetts

At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's like a mixture of two words

(985): View more from Louisiana

"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"

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(303): View more from Colorado

Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird

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(281): View more from Texas

You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.

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UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team

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