I chose taco bell over sex...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away