i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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