We won't sleep together?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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