She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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