If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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