We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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