I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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