i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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