Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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