What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.