so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."