just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
