dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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