My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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