haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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