Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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