google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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