I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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