she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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